Really Funny
Jokes
Here
is a collection of Really Funny Jokes for you. Since these really
funny jokes are very short, they induce quick laughter. These are
clean jokes and fit for kids and people of all ages. They are non
racial jokes, hence people of all races and countries can enjoy
them.
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Manager:
Sorry, I can't give
you job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's
really good, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't ever ask you to give me any work!!
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Funny
Jokes, Short Funny Joke
What are Funny Jokes?
Funny jokes are the jokes which have ability to provoke quick sudden
laughter. Funny jokes are play a major role in entertainment and act
as stress reliever. A person who tells funny joke is said to have a
good sense of humor. Funny jokes vary from country to country,
culture to culture and age to age. Some jokes pinch certain people.
Such types of joke is not considered as funny joke.
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Santa's son: Daddy, how much
was the money spent on your marriage.
Funny Santa: Son, I don't
know exactly, but I am still paying for it.
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Very
Funny Hindi Jokes, Free SMS Jokes
A
very funny joke is a sort of short story or description of an
incident that provokes a quick laughter among readers or audience.
Some jokes are thoughtful, they just cause a little smile on the
faces or audience. They are not very funny jokes. A very funny joke
provokes such a big laughter that is not only visible on the faces
of audience but it is also audible in the form of big laughter,
applause, clapping and whistles etc.
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Principal:
I am very angry. If any boy is found in girls hostel, we will
fine him 100 bucks for first time, 200 for second time and 500
for the third time.
Funny
Student: Sir, how much will be the charge of a monthly pass ?
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Short
Jokes, Very Funny Jokes
Due
to short time, these days people prefer to read short jokes.
Short jokes are really very funny. They complete in just 2 to 4
sentences. Earlier, people used to have a lot of time to listen
to long funny stories. But these days every one is busy. They
are not interested in long stories. They appear to be boring to
them. Hence short jokes are becoming popular day by day.
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Film Director to
Actor: The funniest thing is that you have to jump in the swimming pool from a
height of 100 feet.
Actor: But I
don't know how to swim.
Film Director:
Don't worry, there is no water in the pool.
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Hindi
Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS Joke
Hindi language
speaking people have a good sense of humor. The funny trait is in
their genes. If any Hindi language speaking person does not have this
quality, company of his friends induces this quality in him. That is
the reason why most of the world's best jokes books are translated
into Hindi. The translated version of these books is sold more than
its original version. Most of the Hindi newspapers magazines contain
Hindi jokes. Hindi people love to share funny jokes.
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Wife: If I die,
will you remarry?
Santa: Um...
I think yes.
Wife: Would you
let her sleep on this bed.
Santa: Yes...
Wife: Would you
give my jewelry to her
Santa: Yes...
Wife: Would you
give her my trousers also?
Santa: No,
she is taller than you.
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Desi
Jokes, Funny Desi SMS
The world desi find its origin in India. Desi means anything local
or Indian. This anything may be some people or products. Earlier
people of rural background were known as desi. But in the age of
internet, the world desi is used for all people of Indian origin
these days.
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Santa:
What
is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Banta:
When
you marry a right person you are complete and when you
marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
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Clean Jokes Clean SMS
Welcome
to the new clean jokes! Clean jokes are those jokes which do not contain
reference to sex or objectionable adult content. Where as adult
jokes and sexy jokes are not suitable for many members of society,
clean jokes are hailed by all. Racial jokes are not included in the
category of clean jokes. Racial jokes (like blonde jokes, Christian
jokes, Christmas jokes and Sardar jokes) pinch people belonging to
these races. They are dirty jokes and must be avoided.
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Wife: If I am lost
somewhere, what will you do?
Husband:
I'll
give ad in newspaper: Be happy, where ever you are.
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What
are Yo Mama Jokes ?
Yo
mama jokes are very popular jokes of North America. Yo mama jokes
are mostly targeted to fat persons. Yo mama jokes make fun of dirty
looks, foolishness, silliness and poor personality of some persons. Yo
mama jokes appear funny in interesting, creative and deeply
thoughtful way. A
Yo
mama jokes competition is called a battle.
Also read:
Yo Mama Jokes Battle
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Yo Mama
So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat > People do jogging around her.
Yo mama so fat > She applies her lipstick with a paint brush.
Yo mama so fat > A satellite revolves around her!
Yo mama so fat > She fell in love and broke it.
Yo Mama Stupid
Jokes
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