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Husband:
I want divorce. My wife
has not talked to me for six
months.
Lawyer:
Think
about it once again. Men with good luck get such wives.
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Husband:
Mein apni
wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.
Lawyer:
Dubara
soch lo, na bolne wali biwi to kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.
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Blonde: When
my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Banta: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
Funny Desi
Santa: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the
whole world.
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Blonde:
Jab mere grandfather bhagwan ko pyare hue to voh 10 crore ki jaydad chor
ke gaye. Banta:
Mere grandfather 20 crore ki jaydad chor gaye. Funny
Desi Santa: Mere grandpa to pura sansar hi chor gaye.
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Manager:
Sorry, I can't give
you job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's
really good, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't ever ask you to give me any work!!
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Manager: Sorry,
mein aapko naukri nahi de sakta. Mere pas karvane ko koi kaam
nahi hai.
Santa: Koi baat
nahi sir. Mein aapko kabhi kaam dene ke liye nahi kahunga. Aap
bas naukri de do ji.
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Owner to servant: You told me that you never get tired of work.
But I have caught you sleeping third time in a day.
Servant: That's the reason why I don't get tired sir.
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Owner to servant:
Tum to kehte the ke tum kaam se kabhi thakte nahi ho. Par aaj
meine tumhe teesri baar sote hue pakda hai.
Servant: Sir Ji,
yahi to mera na thakne ka raaz hai.
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