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Very Funny Hindi Jokes, Free SMS Jokes


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Funny Man: Welcome to our free mobile marriage bureau.

For match making, press one. For engagement, press two. For marriage, press three.

Another Man: What should I press for second marriage?

Funny Man: For second marriage, press throat of first wife.

Funny Hindi Man: Mobile marriage bureau me aapka swagat hai. Aapki entry free hai.

Rishtey ke leiye one dabao, mangani k leiye two dabao, Shaadi k leiye three dabao.

Another Hindi Man: Second Shadi ke leiye kya dabana hai?

Funny Hindi Man: Second Shaadi ke leiye pehle wali ka gala dabao !!!

A funny boy climbs up a tree. A monkey was sitting on the tree.

Monkey: Why have you climbed up the tree.

Funny Boy: To eat apples.

Monkey: Very funny, but this is a mango tree.

Funny Boy: Then what, I have taken apples with me.

Ik funny boy ik tree pe chada.

Upar ik bandar baitha tha.

Bandar: Upar kyon aaya hai?

Funny Boy: Apple khane.

Bandar: Very funny, Par yeh to aam ka ped hai

Funny Boy: To kya hua re, seb saath me laya hu na.

Principal: I am very angry. If any boy is found in girls hostel, we will fine him 100 bucks for first time, 200 for second time and 500 for the third time.

Funny Student: Sir, how much will be the charge of a monthly pass ?

Principal: Agar koi chhora girls hostel ke pas paya gaya to usko pehli bar 100, dusri bar 200 aur teesri bar 500 ka fine bharna hoga.

Funny Student: Sir, monthly pass ke liye kitna paisa lagge-ga ji?

General discussion: A very funny joke is a sort of short story or description of an incident that provokes a quick laughter among readers or audience. Some jokes are thoughtful, they just cause a little smile on the faces or audience. They are not very funny jokes. A very funny joke provokes such a big laughter that is not only visible on the faces of audience but it is also audible in the form of big laughter, applause, clapping and whistles etc.

Net savvy people are interested in reading free jokes online. They are not ready to read jokes from paid websites. They are also not interested in buying jokes books. They also don't like paid subscription of jokes in their mobile phones. Success rate of paid sms groups is very low.

Question: Why do people not like to read paid jokes?

Ans: This is because internet provides access to thousands of jokes free of cost. There are many email groups which send you free jokes in emails. In India, many sms groups send you Hindi jokes in your mobile phone free of cost. However, many people don't know about sms groups and email groups. They like to read jokes on websites. Now the question is how people find a good jokes website? They search jokes on google, yahoo and bing etc and find jokes websites. Many people visit jokes websites on the recommendation of their friends. Those, who have no access to internet still buy books to read funny jokes. Many Hindi and English magazines in India also publish very funny jokes for their readers. Some newspapers also publish very funny jokes for their readers in their weekly special edition. The magazines and newspapers which have have a separate section for kids, surely publish funny jokes.

In the stationary shops, you will find many booklets containing collection of funny sms, jokes and funny quotes. They may also contain beautiful messages for birthday wishes, greetings for new year and other festivals.