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Funny Santa STD pe gaya. Usne STD operator ko 2 thapad lagaye aur phone karne laga.

Poocho kiyon ???

Kiyunki STD pe likha tha "Phone karne se pehle 2 lagao"

Hindi Husband: If something mishappening takes place with you, I will get mad.

Hindi Wife: You won't get married again?

Hindi Husband: A mad is a mad, he can do anything.

Hindi Husband: Agar tumhe kutch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaunga.

Hindi wife: Dusri shaadi to nahi karvaoge?

Hindi Husband: Pagal to pagal hota hai, voh to kutch bhi kar sakta hai.

Wife: If I die, will you remarry?

Santa: Um... I think yes.

Wife: Would you let her sleep on this bed.s

Santa: Yes...

Wife: Would you give my jewelry to her

Santa: Yes...

Wife: Would you give her my trousers also?

Santa: No, she is taller than you.

Wife: Agar mein mar gayi to tum dusri shaadi karva loge?

Santa: Shayad han...

Wife: Kya tum usko hamare bed mein sulaoge?

Santa: hmm...

Wife: Meri jewelry usko doge?

Santa: hmm...

Wife: Mere clothes bhi usko de doge ?

Santa: Nahi, voh tumhare se lambi hai.

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