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Clean Joke 1

What is the difference between POETRY LECTURE ?

Every Word Spoken by the Girlfriend is POETRY.

Every Word Spoken by Wife is LECTURE.

Clean Joke 1

GHAZAL aur LECTURE mein kya farak hai?

Girlfriend ki zuban se nikli har baat GHAZAL hoti hai.

Wife ki kahi har baat LECTURE hoti hai.

Clean Joke 2

Teacher: Tomorrow, I'll give lecture on Sun

Student: Mam, I wont attend the lecture. My mom won't allow me to go so far.

Clean Joke 2

Teacher: Kal mein suraj pe lecture dungi.

Kid: Mein yeh lecture attend nahi kar sakta. Meri mami muje itni dur nahi jane degi.

Clean Joke 3

Husband and wife were going.

They saw a donkey.

Wife: He is your relative. Say good morning to him.

Husband: Good morning father-in-law.

Clean Joke 3

Husband Wife ja rhe the.

Raste main Gadha Mila.

Wife: Voh tumhara ristedar hai. Usko Namaste bolo.

Husband: Namaste SASURJI

Clean Joke 4

If I am lost somewhere, what will you do?

Husband: I'll give ad in newspaper: Be happy, where ever you are.

Clean Joke 4

Wife: Agar mai gum jau oo tum kya karoge?

Husband: Mai newspaper me advt dunga ke tum jaha kaha bhi ho, khush raho.

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Clean jokes in this website are short, so you don't need to waste too much time in reading long boring stories. Our short clean jokes induce quick laughter. These are very funny jokes full of humor. Clean jokes are also called veg jokes in Hindi. Some people think that presence of adult content in jokes is necessary to make it really funny joke. But this is not true. Clean jokes are even more funnier than adult jokes. You will agree with our opinion after reading our jokes collection. Clean jokes are suitable for people of all ages, whereas adult dirty jokes can not be told in the presence of elders, seniors and people of opposite sex. Clean jokes create healthy environment.

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