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Yo mama so fat > People do jogging around her.
Yo mama so fat > She sat next to everyone in the park.
Yo mama so fat > She was swimming in the USA said they had
found a new island.
Yo mama so fat > She sees the menu in hotel and says
"OKAY"
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Yo mama so fat > When she wears
Yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat > 20 persons irons her clothes on the highway
Yo mama so fat > She applies her lipstick with a paint brush.
Yo mama so fat when she entered a lift a siren was blower and
said "Not more than a dozen people"
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Yo mama so fat > She fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat > America can't see sun until she moves.
Yo mama so fat > A satellite revolves around her!
Yo mama so fat > Her body wakes up in parts!
Yo mama so fat > Her movements blow earthquake sirens
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Yo mama so fat > When she lays on the beach wearing a top
with X written on it, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat > Newspapers show her satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat > When she was born, hospital building got
stretch marks.
Yo Mama so fat > You have to stand 200 feet away from her to
see all of her.
Yo Mama so fat > She shades people in summer fair.
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Yo Mama so fat > Her food bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo Mama so fat > She sells advt space on her body.
Yo mama so fat
> When she canceled her train ticket, waiting list of 100 was
cleared.
Yo momma so fat
> She runs her own 24x7 blood bank.
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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for
vultures.
Yo mama so fat
> Her two legs are in different time zones.
Yo momma so fat
she's got her own area code!
Yo Mama so fat > When she
leaves the beach, weather report says that the coast is clear.
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Yo momma so fat
> She
has shock absorbers on the toilet seat.
Yo mama so fat
> She was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat
> When
God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way
Yo momma so fat
> She
accidentally got a fighter plain caught in her teeth.
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Yo momma so fat
> She
plays pool with planets.
Yo momma so fat
> Her
belly has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma so fat
> She uses a helicopter for fan.
Yo momma so fat
> She
sat in the middle of the road and got mistakened for a
roundabout.
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Yo momma so fat
> When I
tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat
> She can't play hide and seek.
Yo momma so fat
> It
took me two hours to download her picture
Yo momma so fat
> When she died, God sent a dozen messengers of death to lift
her soul.
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Yo momma so fat
> She is
on both sides of the family
Yo momma so fat
> When
she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test!
Yo momma so fat
> She is
on seafood diet, she sees food and eats it.
Yo momma so fat
> When I
tried to hang her picture the whole wall comes down.
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Yo momma so fat
> In a
dinner, the waitress took her order in shorthand.
Yo momma so fat
> When she walked in front of the TV, I missed the whole
movie
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Yo momma so fat
> Camera
exhausted whole battery to to take her picture.
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