Good Sms Jokes

If any of my SMS are boring you... or... Any of my SMS are disturbing u... Please don't hesitate... Feel free to... Throw away your Mobile...

Life is more strict than a teacher. A teacher teaches a lesson and then takes an exam. But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson!

Santa to doctor: When I sleep monkeys play cricket in my dream. Doctor: No problem, just take this medicine before sleep. Santa: I'll take it tomorrow, there is a final match this night.