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English
Joke
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Hindi Joke
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Good Joke 1
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Wife to Santa: Stop looking at girls,
you are married now.
Santa: You mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
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Wife to Santa: Ab aap
shadi-shuda ho, girls ki taraf dekhna band kar do.
Santa: Kya matlab hai,
agar mein dieting pe hu, to kya menu bhi nahi dekh sakta?
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Good Joke 2
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Santa: If you call
your mother as Mum what will you call her younger sister
and elder sister?
Banta: Minimum and Maximum
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Santa: Agar tum
apni mami ko mum bolte ho to unki choti or badi behan ko kya
bologe?
Banta: Minimum
and maximum.
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Good Joke 3
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Santa saw dance in
a bar for whole night.
Bar dancer came
to Santa and said: Sir, I made you happy for whole of night. Now
you make me happy please...
Santa got up
and started dancing...
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Banta sari raat
bar mein mujra dekhta raha.
Bar Girl: Sahab humne aap ko
sai raat khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Santa
utha aur khud dance karne laga...
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Good Joke 4
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Santa: Look, a
snake is biting your wife.
Banta: Don't
take tension, he would have come for refilling poison.
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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha
hai.
Banta: Tension
na le yaar, Jehar bharwane aya hoga...
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