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English
Joke
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Hindi Joke
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Robber to Santa:
Hand over your money.
Santa: Do you
know who I am. I am a politician.
Funny Robber:
Okay,
then hand over my money.
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Chor to Santa: Apna paisa
nikaal!
Santa: Tum ko pata hai mein kon hu? Mein politician hu.
Funny Chor: Accha ? To phir mera paisa nikaal...
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Santa: Hide all the precious items of home. My friends are
coming.
Wife: Will your friends steal them.
Santa: No, they will recognize them.
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe
hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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Wife: 'I am
Beautiful', which tense is this?
Funny
Husband: Past Tense
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Wife: "Mein
khoobsurat hun" - yeh kon sa tense (kaal) hai?
Funny Husband:
Past tense (bhoot kaal).
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Santa to Banta:
Why are all these people running?
Banta: It is a
race. The winner will get a prize.
Santa: If the
winner will get a prize, then why are all others running ?
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Santa to Banta:
Yeh sab log bhag kiyon rahe hain?
Banta: Yeh ek
race hai. Jeetne wale ko inam milega.
Santa: Jitne
wale ko to inam milaega, par baki sab kiyon bhag rahe hain?
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