Funny SMS Jokes

English Joke
Love + Ship = Titanic Dinosar + Forest = Jurasic Park Arnold + Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The Mummy Returns

Wife was teaching Grammar to her husband. Wife: 'I am Beautiful', which tense is this? Funny Husband: Past Tense

Director to actor: Now you have to jump into the swimming pool Actor: But I don't know how to swim. Director: Don't worry, there is no water in the pool.

Husband to Lawyer: I want divorce from my wife. She has not spoken with me for last one year. Lawyer: You are very lucky. Wives like her are very rare.