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Clean Joke #1
Santa to Boss: Sir,
Banta does not consider you even like a donkey.
Banta: No
sir, he is lying. I do consider you like a donkey.
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Clean Joke #1
Santa to Boss:
Maalik, Banta aapko gadhe ke saman bhi nahi samjta.
Banta: Nahi maalik,
ye jhooth bol raha hai. Mein to aapko gadhe ke saman samjta hu.
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Clean Jokes
#2
Father to Son:
You were so much drunk last night that you fall in a gutter.
Funny Son: Dad,
this all is due to bad company. We were four friends and one whiskey
bottle. And those three bastard do not drink.
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Clean Jokes
#2
Papa: Beta
kal raat tumne itni pee rakhi thi ke tum ik gutter mein gir gaye
the.
Funny Son: Papa,
ye sab galat sangat ka assar hai. Hum 4 dost the aur ik bottle
thi. Aur kambakht vo teen peete hi nahi.
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Funny Jokes #3
A man bought a car
with loan from a bank
When he could not
pay back the loan, the bank officials took away his car.
He says: If
I knew this, I would have taken loan for wedding also.
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Funny Jokes #3
Santa ne bank
loan pe car kharidi.
Santa loan pay
nahi kar saka, to bank vale uski car utha ke le gaye.
Santa sochta
hai: Kaash mein shaadi bhi loan le ke hi karvata.
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