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Adult Jokes #1

Boy to girl: I can kiss you even without touching you.

Girl: It is impossible.

Boy: Have a bet of $20.

Girl: Ok

Boy kissed the girl.

Girl: You touched me ! You touched me !

Boy gives her $20 and says: Ok you win !

Adult Joke #3

Santa: What's an adult joke?

Banta: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

 

 
Adult Jokes #2

Wife: Our new neighbor kisses his wife everyday before going to office. Can't you do that?

Funny Husband: How can I do that, I even don't know her.

 
Santa went to watch an adult movie with 17 friends. Why?

Because only 18+ was allowed.