English Joke
Santa: What will you do if your wife runs away with your best friend.
Funny Banta: Miss him, have pity on him.
Santa: If I die in this operation, please get married to this doctor only.
Wife: But why?
Funny Santa: This will be the best way for me to take revenge from him.
Santa: What were the last words of your grandfather when he died.
Banta: He could not say his last words, because grandmother was sitting besides him.
Santa: Why do we call our native language as mother language.
Banta: Because father seldom gets chance to speak.
