English Joke
Hindi Joke
Dirty minded old man: Son, bring my teeth.
Son: But dad, food is not ready.
Dirty minded old man: No, I don't need teeth to eat food. I just wana pass smile to old lady next door.
A dirty minded eunuch eats viagra.
After some time, a voice comes out of his body: "This facility is not available in your system."
A lady gives birth to twins.
Her dirty minded husband could not sleep for whole night because he was confused that who was the father of second child.
Santa sends sms to Boss: I am not well and not coming to office.
Boss: When I am sick, I kiss my wife, you also try.
After one hour, dirty mind Santa sends sms to Boss: Sir, your wife very sweet.
